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[wolviegirl]

Yesterday I was walking to the mall. I was carrying a bomb that was far too large for me to eat, although my stomach had increased in size. A sumo wrestler approached and said "where are bombs that can fit in my infected liver?" "In Iraq", I said, "Ask Chubby George. He lives around that bomb area, in the cardboard box opposite the Shek Swamp by the Insurgent Camp". Then, Jabba the Hut approached and drew his banhammer. His banhammer was old, so he went to the Chuck Norris Store, which was also a banhammer store, NOT, Said Borat while walking to the real live potato exhibit. Alas, I must kill you. Otherwise, the Black Eyed Peas will reign over the planet of the apes. "Just kidding", he said. "NOT!" so Borat weilded his evil green mankini and sang "Felis Navidad" loudly, in Pig Latin. Jabba the Hut's ears' said "Just Kidding"! and when Borat said NOT, he really ment "just kidding!"! But then, the potatoes

[jonnywatts]

Yesterday I was walking to the mall. I was carrying a bomb that was far too large for me to eat, although my stomach had increased in size. A sumo wrestler approached and said "where are bombs that can fit in my infected liver?" "In Iraq", I said, "Ask Chubby George. He lives around that bomb area, in the cardboard box opposite the Shek Swamp by the Insurgent Camp". Then, Jabba the Hut approached and drew his banhammer. His banhammer was old, so he went to the Chuck Norris Store, which was also a banhammer store, NOT, Said Borat while walking to the real live potato exhibit. Alas, I must kill you. Otherwise, the Black Eyed Peas will reign over the planet of the apes. "Just kidding", he said. "NOT!" so Borat weilded his evil green mankini and sang "Felis Navidad" loudly, in Pig Latin. Jabba the Hut's ears' said "Just Kidding"! and when Borat said NOT, he really ment "just kidding!"! But then, the potatoes took out .357 magnums

[wolviegirl]

Yesterday I was walking to the mall. I was carrying a bomb that was far too large for me to eat, although my stomach had increased in size. A sumo wrestler approached and said "where are bombs that can fit in my infected liver?" "In Iraq", I said, "Ask Chubby George. He lives around that bomb area, in the cardboard box opposite the Shek Swamp by the Insurgent Camp". Then, Jabba the Hut approached and drew his banhammer. His banhammer was old, so he went to the Chuck Norris Store, which was also a banhammer store, NOT, Said Borat while walking to the real live potato exhibit. Alas, I must kill you. Otherwise, the Black Eyed Peas will reign over the planet of the apes. "Just kidding", he said. "NOT!" so Borat weilded his evil green mankini and sang "Felis Navidad" loudly, in Pig Latin. Jabba the Hut's ears' said "Just Kidding"! and when Borat said NOT, he really ment "just kidding!"! But then, the potatoes took out .357 magnums and started firing at

[jonnywatts]

Yesterday I was walking to the mall. I was carrying a bomb that was far too large for me to eat, although my stomach had increased in size. A sumo wrestler approached and said "where are bombs that can fit in my infected liver?" "In Iraq", I said, "Ask Chubby George. He lives around that bomb area, in the cardboard box opposite the Shek Swamp by the Insurgent Camp". Then, Jabba the Hut approached and drew his banhammer. His banhammer was old, so he went to the Chuck Norris Store, which was also a banhammer store, NOT, Said Borat while walking to the real live potato exhibit. Alas, I must kill you. Otherwise, the Black Eyed Peas will reign over the planet of the apes. "Just kidding", he said. "NOT!" so Borat weilded his evil green mankini and sang "Felis Navidad" loudly, in Pig Latin. Jabba the Hut's ears' said "Just Kidding"! and when Borat said NOT, he really ment "just kidding!"! But then, the potatoes took out .357 magnums and started firing at some hobo who happened