FROM: Walter Krum, Engineer
RCT Research and Development Divion
RCT Industries
Dear RCTSpace Forums Members,
I thought this would be an appropriate time to introduce some of the members of my staff here in the RCT Research Department. Each of these talented individuals brings their full expertise to the project and it is fitting that we recognize their service. After all...what's a park without research? An over-priced chunk of farmland if you ask me.
So here's our hard working team:

Derwood Winger
Derwood heads up our Guest Services Division. They are in charge of such services as Lodging and Accomodation, Guest Personal Hygiene and Restroom Design, and leads our "Two Ply vs One Ply" long-term research project.

Lonnie Swineherder
Leads our Animal Research Division. Lonnie oversees the creation of all animal support structures for your park, as well as the animals themselves. Since Lonnie is allergic to all types of animal dander, he has had to work hard to distill his findings into a short, concise treatise entitled "They Eat, They Walk, They Poop...A Moron's Guide To Park Animals".
Lonnie is the all-time leader in our Research Department in obtaining large private grants and generous public funding for his work, some of which he used last summer to study fauna at Club Med's around the globe.

Milton Fritzpatrick
Milton heads up our Employee Training Programs. Milton works hard at setting down on paper detailed step-by-step instructions on such diverse subjects as "Toilet Cleaning 101", and "Removing Projectile Vomit From Synthetic Fabrics".

Forrest "Dealin' Dinky" Dinkmiester
Leads our Park and Ride Advertising Campaigns Research Division. A former eight-time winner of the "Salesman of the Month" at Lou's Used AutoRama, "Dealin' Dinky" is a pro at discovering ways to get your peeps clammering to ride that re-painted deathtrap of a coaster through such innovative campaigns as "Find the Lucky Rusty Bolt" and "Carrousel Russian Roulette".

"Bull" Swenson
Bull is in charge of our Park Security Research. His job is to discover new ways that your peeps find to destroy your property and to fine-tune the tasers your Park Security Guards use to stop them. Due to his fear of germs...and of traffic...and of air conditioning...and of human contact in general, "Bull" usually performs his reseach at home, watching hours of surveillance tapes provided by our customers.

Mort Kimble
Leads up both our Flat Ride and Coaster Research Divisions. If someone has designed a new track or ride anywhere on earth, you can be assured that Mort will have a cheaply made knock-off ready to be installed in YOUR park the next day.
Since asking RCTSpace Forums to assist with our testing process, we have taken on two new members to the team...

Margarat "Formerly Mrs. George" Johnson and

Pookiekins The Wonder Dawg
These two share the oversight of our Animal Testing Facility. While I'm a little foggy on who's doing the oversight and which animal is doing the testing, you can rest assured that all future attractions will be fully tested above and beyond the point of human endurance. While some of you may note that Pookiekin's photo is a mugshot from a Police lineup and Ms. Johnson provided one from her jail cell, I assure you that both individuals passed a stringent background check done by, and were in fact vouched for, by none other than Community Fashion Maven Ms Edna Mae Turnblatter herself, who noted that Ms Johnson's tab at Ernie's Liquor Emporium required more than Ms Johnson's paltry alimony check each month even with the bottle deposits back.
From time-to-time we will be asking the general membership here at RCTSpace to assist us in grading submitted projects, however, as you can see with such a crack team already in place, we won't need to ask for assistance very often!
I hope you've enjoyed meeting everyone here, remember that our research is a deeply serious endeavor, and we are in need of the entire RCTSpace membership's support in our efforts towards our goal of Bigger and Better Theme Parks for Tomorrow!
Sincerely,
Walter Krum
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